It all started with a publicity stunt by a celebrity buffoon

The campaign showed us how a Trump presidency would look

We got to know the family man

Then came the biggest inauguration crowd in history

Nobody knew health care could be so complicated

And who knew all the best people included so many bent wingnuts?

We learned how government can benefit from judicious use of alternative facts

Comparisons to the Third Reich abound for some reason

When COVID-19 came along the president had a lot of positive, different numbers, all different numbers, very large numbers and some small numbers too, by the way

Trump's spiritual side shone through when he dispersed demonstrators with rubber bullets and gas so he could pose with a bible in front of a church during nationwide protests

The president amazed us all with his ability to distinguish elephants from other animals and to repeat the same five words over and over

Trump's own COVID-19 infection left him feeling better than he had in 20 years

Trump was saddened to lose the 2020 election, and who could blame him since it opened him up to prosecution and civil action on multiple fronts

He expressed his disappointment by orchestrating a terrorist attack on the US Capitol while Congress was in full session

He finally left before he was dragged out, but Melania had some spring in her step

And then lightning struck again. Trump was back, with even more ideas for the future of America.